do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THIS HAS PASSED MY DASH EASILY TWENTY TIMES AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE.
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.